The Super Bowl is upon and today we were given a gift by the CRTC (for once). They announced that starting in 2017, Canadians will be able to watch the elusive American commercials that can run upwards of 4.5 million dollars for a 30-second spot.
For many years, the regulatory board that says what we see on TV has told us that the, usually, entertaining, high-octane commercials that the big brands produce, namely Budweiser, Doritos, and Go Daddy, for the roughly 111.5 million people in the US alone. And this year, that number is expected to surpass last years astounding number. In what could be described as the worst PR year in the history of the NFL, the owners are laughing all the way to the bank with their bags of gold.
The other day, someone asked if I would be watching the Super Bowl, and if so, who would I cheering for. I laughed because clearly this person didn't know that I've been a Pats (not a Patriots) fan since the days of Drew Bledsoe. I said the Pats, hands down. But it will be a close game.
We agreed on the second part and we began to talk about the prop bets that accompany the game itself. There are hundreds, literally hundreds of prop bets that anyone can wager on, from the coin flip, to what Katy Perry will sing first during the half time show, and what colour the Gatorade will be that douses the winning coach.
Gambling 101
1-3 means, if you wager $100 you will win $300 this can also be written as
+300
Ex. Cliff lives the rest of his life with only cats for roommates -145. This means that you have to wager $100 and if you win, you receive $145. (- means it's a favourite)
Conversely, Ex.2 Cliff wins the lottery and buys a country, +250. This means you have to risk $250 in order to win $100. (+ means it's the underdog)
Inevitably, whether you think Perrys first song will be (My money is on Dark Horse which is currently 12-1, strong begining and opening sequence lets someone introduce her)
After some research, I've found 7, yes SEVEN locks. Follow these and you'll be bathing in Dom Perignon afterwards.
1. Will either team score 3 unanswered scores (TD, FG) -200
YES- The last 3 SBs a team has scored 3 unanswered times and in both conference title games both teams managed to do this.
2. Will Gronkowski score a TD -170
YES- The Seahawks are the 18th rated team in the NFL when it comes to stoping tight ends and Gronkowski is the #1 TE in the league.
3. Will there be a safety in the game +550
YES- The last 3 Super Bowls all had a safety at some point in the game and there have been 23 safeties this year.
4. How many viewers will the game have? over/under 113 million +/- 100
OVER- take the over, go all-in on the over, bet your kids inheritance on the over, book it!
5. New England will convert a fourth down +130
YES. New England converted 6 of 10 attempts this season. They are one of the best teams in the league at converting on fourth down.
6. Receiving yards by Michael Hoomanawanui Over 6.5 +165
Yes- Averaged 14.7 ypg in the regular season and 9.8 ypg in the post season.
7. Will Marshawn Lynch grab himself in celebration after he scores a TD +400
YES-It is likely that he will find the end zone, and this has been a trademark celebration for him along with media scrum antics.
Alright folks, here ya have it. These are my locks, win or lose I know that I will enjoy watching the game with friends. Hopefully, I can shake this bloody cold that I've been battling these last couple of days.
Oh, I almost forget...What about the actual outcome of the game you say?! Like that matters....
New England +1
and the over/under of 47.5...This is a tough one...but I like the over but just barely
Wagers $100
Potential winnings $1425
Happy Super Bowling Y'all! And if you're going to a house party, don't be that guy.